Damned goons!
Blood sucka's all of em creeping out of there holes to piss you and me off. You know what I'm talking about: Vampires. Anywho Before I get to that I must elaborate on the show a couple weekends ago the kincaide one. It was amazing best show to hit town. Now back onto the topic.
So I still havn't decided what pisses me off more. Vampires, or people that pretend to be them. Yes this is loosely tied into last post because they are usually the same people with the makeup dealy and all. Anywhom, Continuing to as why they piss me off and a couple theories about them. FIRST: They are freeloaders! Most don't pay rent tax or dick all! And we provide their FUCKING health care! WAIT!? VAMPIRES NEED HEALTH CARE? Damn rights especially those pansie ass ones that take blood from blood banks that could be saving children and suck it all to themselves. They live for ever like the greedy fucks they are and just suck the economy out of the area they stay in as fast as they suck the blood out of a human. If they weren't required to be meat/blood drink/eaters they would be vegan assholes promoting their agenda. They also act like the world owes them something and we should all feel sorry for their bitch asses. TOO BAD YOU GET TO LIVE FOREVOR! DEAL WITH IT YOU ARISTOCRATIC ASSHOLES! And aristrocrats is right. They live like them. In there own frivolous way. They aren't couragous, brave or even wise. They big effen pussies that take advantage of women in the night. ANOTHER WORD FOR THAT IS PERVERT!!!!!!! Fuckers. Don't believe their pussies? THEY CAN'T STAND eating healthy foods like garlic. They need what they want: blood. Now personally If I'm gonna give a pint to these assholes I want something in return and not immortality because Im too much of a pansie to face my own demise. But no they can't do dick all to pay anyone back. Because If you wanted em to work it off they'd have to be outside in the sun to do the tasks you need 'em to do like build you a shed. But no they have to do it at night because their pansies asses can't stand a 'lil tan. And that doesn't work because then you have to pay for damned lighting so they can get the work done and then your not making anything out of this deal.
Now that you know Vampires are assholes heres what you do about them. Carve yourself a few stakes and eat a good garlic sandwich. If you ever see a blood sucka you should be prepared to fuck em up! even if they are all like "I'll give you immortality with my divine kiss yadda yadda emo bullshit yadda yadda" Or blow there heads off with a shotty that works too. Thanks for your time next topic will Be: You suck more than me.
So I still havn't decided what pisses me off more. Vampires, or people that pretend to be them. Yes this is loosely tied into last post because they are usually the same people with the makeup dealy and all. Anywhom, Continuing to as why they piss me off and a couple theories about them. FIRST: They are freeloaders! Most don't pay rent tax or dick all! And we provide their FUCKING health care! WAIT!? VAMPIRES NEED HEALTH CARE? Damn rights especially those pansie ass ones that take blood from blood banks that could be saving children and suck it all to themselves. They live for ever like the greedy fucks they are and just suck the economy out of the area they stay in as fast as they suck the blood out of a human. If they weren't required to be meat/blood drink/eaters they would be vegan assholes promoting their agenda. They also act like the world owes them something and we should all feel sorry for their bitch asses. TOO BAD YOU GET TO LIVE FOREVOR! DEAL WITH IT YOU ARISTOCRATIC ASSHOLES! And aristrocrats is right. They live like them. In there own frivolous way. They aren't couragous, brave or even wise. They big effen pussies that take advantage of women in the night. ANOTHER WORD FOR THAT IS PERVERT!!!!!!! Fuckers. Don't believe their pussies? THEY CAN'T STAND eating healthy foods like garlic. They need what they want: blood. Now personally If I'm gonna give a pint to these assholes I want something in return and not immortality because Im too much of a pansie to face my own demise. But no they can't do dick all to pay anyone back. Because If you wanted em to work it off they'd have to be outside in the sun to do the tasks you need 'em to do like build you a shed. But no they have to do it at night because their pansies asses can't stand a 'lil tan. And that doesn't work because then you have to pay for damned lighting so they can get the work done and then your not making anything out of this deal.
Now that you know Vampires are assholes heres what you do about them. Carve yourself a few stakes and eat a good garlic sandwich. If you ever see a blood sucka you should be prepared to fuck em up! even if they are all like "I'll give you immortality with my divine kiss yadda yadda emo bullshit yadda yadda" Or blow there heads off with a shotty that works too. Thanks for your time next topic will Be: You suck more than me.
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